This was inspired by a friend who managed to “date” everyone in his town who was on Match.com!

If you’ve ever lost in love, then this shirt is for you.

If you’re a hard-core gamer, then this shirt will let everyone know!

Divorced? Get this shirt for yourself or your mate.

This is for all the fatties you see coming out of McDonald’s. It could be quite motivational for them!

Celebrate your kids going off to university with this shirt!

My mate Clint was the inspiration behind this shirt. He pretty much has seen everything!

If you know someone who’s winning in the lottery of life, on the DSS, give them this shirt.

Know any Amy Winehouses? Send them this shirt!

For the gigalo amongst you. You know there’s always one who’s done your mum!

This shirt is designed for the biggest slapper you know… Rugby Team: Completed!